Mr. Moustache and how he grew..

I'm happy to see that I had a few comments regarding the picture of Ben and I...and his moustache. I will surely have to direct him to these comments to show him that I, his loving and sometimes stylish wife, am not the only one his despises the bunch of hair on his upper lip, which by the way looks curiously like one of Martin Scorsese's eyebrows.

Ben's a stubborn man and likes to "go against the grain" a little bit when it comes to his 'style,' so when he found out about the No Facial Hair policy at work, he did his homework and found that moustaches were ok. He immediately began growing the ghastly looking thing and I've had no power over him since. He tells me he thinks he looks "dead sexy" with it and I laugh, then tell him to stop kissing me because the hair irritates my sensitive skin. You would think that he would listen to me since he does like kissing.

I wouldn't mind an addition of a goatee, but that can't and won't come until he leaves Porter's. I know, sad. However, honestly, I think he looks much better without facial hair at all, but then again, who am I to say...I'm just his wife!!!!